Park Attack "Toes" (4:58)

20JAZZFUNKGREATS: This monster is quite gnarly in a sweet way. Let me rephrase this. No. This monster it's so gnarly and fast it ran around the planet like a hairy glaswegian version of Superman in order to travel to the past and push the proverbial granny under a big bus she had managed to dodge in the normal space-continuum. Not sweet. But the granny was a super-evil bitch and had it coming. If she hadn't been taken out then the sick birdy would have died. Long story.Dr Kudo says, erm, yes, this monster shows the typical traits of a beat combo exposed to excessive subconscious no wave zaps, a bit like that beatnik child whose head Gene Kruppa confused for some bongos, for several years. Results: twitching, slight tourette of the half japanese modality, bass addiction, it should have never been granted access to modern technology, it is dangerous enough with a stone, lethal with a moog.This is but an outburst of the glorious half past human adventure recently released by Textile Records, and yes, the rest of the album is as good as this, buy it and burn.

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