The Hospitals "Sick Bird" (1:46)

20JAZZFUNKGREATS: This monster is a particularly evil one, it's so hardcore it actually chews the bone of its victims and leaves the flesh for the vultures, witnesses of its actions report that it resembles an innocent american farmer girl covered in mousetraps who is into pneumatic drill lobotomies, starting with herself.Dr Kudo says, The Shaggs hatched this monster after mating with a Suicide cock, the little creature was subsequently abandoned and raised by a school of Electric Eels. No wonder it finds it hard to adjust to the behavioural patterns demanded by the good society, it's definition of the good life includes activities such as the zapping of burgeouis scuba diver genitalia.

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